Hello sunshines,
It’s round-up time. You know, the time of the year when every Tom, Dick and journalist spews forth lists of Stuff That Happened This Year Because Everyone Is Already On Holiday And There Just Isn’t Any News Happening Right Now But I Still Have Column Inches To Fill. [Ha ha, you said inches! – Ed.]
Oooh real mature Ed, real mature…
I’m a sucker for lists, as well as soap stars and good-looking people, so figured I’d do one too.
2009’s Top 20 Sexiest Soap Starlets:
- Amalia Uys (San-Mari, 7de Laan)
- Adrienne Frantz (Amber, The Young And The Restless)
- Arianne Zucker (Nicole, Days Of Our Lives)
- Ashley Jones (Bridget, The Bold And The Beautiful)
- Connie Ferguson (Karabo, Generations)
- Dawn Matthews (Shakira, Scandal!)
- Eileen Davidson (Ashley, The Bold And The Beautiful/The Young And The Restless)
- Elizabeth Hendrickson (Chloe, The Young And The Restless)
- Hlubi Mboya (Nandipha, Isidingo)
- Jacqueline MacInnes Woods (Steffy, The Bold And The Beautiful)
- Julie Pinson (Billie, Days Of Our Lives)
- Leeanda Reddy (Priya, Isidingo)
- Katherine Kelly Lang (Brooke, The Bold And The Beautiful)
- Kristian Alfonso (Hope, Days Of Our Lives)
- Lauren Koslow (Kate, Days Of Our Lives)
- Marisa Bosman (Kimberly, Isidingo)
- Melissa Reeves (Jennifer, Days Of Our Lives)
- Michelle Botes (Ingrid, Binnelanders)
- Pam Andrews (Gail, Rhythm City)
- Sonia Sedibe (Ntombi, Generations)
And those sexy bitches who didn’t quite make the cut, our Honourable Mentions include:
- Alison Sweeney (Sami, Days Of Our Lives)
- Angelique Gerber (Clara, 7de Laan)
- Eden Riegel (Bianca, All My Children)
- Emily O’Brien (Jana, The Young And The Restless)
- Jena Dover (Christy, Scandal!)
- Jennifer Gareis (Donna, The Bold And The Beautiful)
- Kelly Khuamlo (Sunay, Rhythm City)
- Kim Engelbrecht (Lolly, Isidingo)
- Lesli Kay (Felicia, The Bold And The Beautiful)
- Mary Beth Evans (Kayla, Days Of Our Lives)
- Renee Jones (Lexie, Days Of Our Lives)
- Rolanda Marais (Stefanie, Binnelanders)
- Tracey E Bregman (Lauren, The Young And The Restless)
[Should any of our winners not be able to fulfill their duties as Utterly Sexy All The Time, one of the Honourable Mentions may step in to fill the role. – Ed.]
So, my ever-faithful 7.2 readers, what do you think of my list of sexy soap ladies? Agree? Disagree? Who should be there but isn’t? And who made the cut only because they had the chutzpah to schtupp the judges?
Look out for my list of Hot Soap Hunks tomorrow…
XOXO
Jared “J.Rod” Orlin