Gossip Guy here. You know me from such exciting blogposts as “Hottie Of the Week: Chris Zylka“, “Generations Shocker: Connie Ferguson Quits“, “Darren Scott’s Wedding: The Inside Scoop” and “Holy Six-Pack, Batman! New Super Hunk Joins The Bold.”
We’re also here to enjoy the almost now legendary Incredibly Pointless Q&A, where well-known peeps, celebrities and VIPs [In a rhyming mood are we? - ed.] get quizzed on the finer things in life.
As a longtime devotee [You say potato, I say stalker - ed.] of actor/model Ty Keogh, it was time to get to know The Wild actor a bit better. Even if still have no idea how to pronounce his surname…
Who are your celebrity crushes?
Natalie Portman – she’s versatile. I love the fact she can be the girl next door as well as supersexy. It doesn’t hurt that she’s an incredible actress. Kate Beckinsale and Olivia Wilde must be aliens because it’s impossible to be that perfect. I think Emmy Rossum from Shameless is brilliant and gorgeous. But my biggest celeb crush is a local, South African one… Just gonna call her freckles. [Huh? What! That's teasing. No fair, no fair. Could it be Cindy Nell, Minki. No wait, Jena Dover...aaargh, the suspense is killing me - Gossip Guy]
I don’t own pyjamas. [We'll be right over to tuck you in - Gossip Guy.]
Jay Kay from Jamiroquai for his car collection. I think 24 hours would be enough time to drive them all without worrying about the fines arriving in the mail. [Sneaky of you - Gossip Guy.]
Being able to heal would be incredible – not keep people young but help those suffering in pain. Then flying. It’s the one reoccurring dream I have and it’s always a disappointment when I wake up with gravity keeping me down. [Darn that Newtown and his stoopid Law. on the other, perhaps we could put you in a spandex superhero costume just for fun. Er, call me... - Gossip Guy.]
There are a few people and organisations I’d help personally and I wouldn’t mind doing some travelling. [Gossip Guy could fit inside a suitcase. Just saying... - Gossip Guy.]
“Do you have any coffee?”
I wish I could’ve made it as a professional sportsman. It’s possibly the only job that I think could be more fun than acting. [We hear the Olympic Village was raunchy, er we mean raucous - Gossip Guy.]
I think to have fun I’d throw Robin Williams and John Belushi on opposite sides of the table. That would get the party started. Then maybe PJ O’Rourke next to me for some snide commentary, Anthony Hopkins to inject some class and manners into the conversation and my ‘crush’ sitting next to me. [No room for Gossip Guy. Booooo! That's ok Jena, no Minki, no Roxy, no Natalie Becker will fill us in! - Gossip Guy.]
Dunno about y’all but I feel so much closer now to Ty. In fact I think we should do him as a future Hottie Of The Week – what do you say?